May 10, 2026 | By Greg Fisher

Some illiterate stupid effing moron, in a horrible god-forsaken semi-arid highland, named Simmons wrote: "Educators teaching grade K-8 who register for our Financial Futures Award Program are automatically entered for a chance to win big! The winning educator will recieve $500 and a pizza party for their classroom." #UT #mocketing #n545

Recieve. Recieve!?!

Egad.

Oh, the irony. Revoke statehood today. They can't even spell there—and they have bank charters?!? That is false information: Recieve is not a word. In any language. #InformationsMan #UT #CommsGirl

Also, according to Eric Ellingsen, President (and, not to mention, CEO!) of California Bank & Trust (and, even, an executive vice president of Zions Bancorporation!): "Each bureau has its process for correcting inaccurate information, but every CB&T Credit Score user can “File a Dispute” with TransUnion by clicking on the “Dispute” link within Credit Score. TransUnion will share this with the other bureaus if the inaccuracy is verified." dyslexia #TooManyHats #illiteracy

[I am reliably informed that it is pronounced 'BAN-corporation' (rhymes with poorly-ran corporation). Ed.]

Then Ellingsen says: "You will need to follow up with Experian and not CB&T. Their phone number is 888-397-3742." #whut [emphasis added]

We have lost our minds.

In other developments, elsewhere, Simmons, he of the Bancorporation as well as a bank (spelled with a K), warns: "Remember, the only legitimate URL to our bank’s main site is https://www.zionsbank.com. Any other URL should be treated as if it may be malicious."

YIKES!

It goes on: "The URL should end with .com. Any link that ends with a different suffix, like .biz, .co, .ru, etc. will not take you to the banK’s website." [emphasis added]

However, zions.bank is a thing. #httpS 😆

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE, BANKING WONKS!

The top person of the whole shebang, dude name of Harris Simmons (Sorry, Callister!), states

Keep your credit utilization low. Maxing out your cards will not build your credit. But zero balances aren’t necessarily beneficial, either. Many experts believe that a good goal is to keep utilization at or below 30 percent.

Wrong. Wrong-o. Wrong-O-Mundo. #zag

No expert—ever, in history, in the world—believed that. ⛪ A lot of the stupid do, but not experts. [ ... and I can prove it! Ed.]

Of course, if there are many so-called experts, then there must be three or so—so let's say five (just so we can say we can count the yo-yos on one hand).

Now—let's make one thing perfectly clear: If anybody says Mr. Fisher makes a good point, there is going to be a problem! You don't say that about somebody who makes nothing but good points. #2Experts #UT #itag #n4341

One last thing

There is no such thing as Zions Bank, N.A. Is there, Mr. Callister? 😆 #notfunny #zig #StopTalking

EGAD.

You are not going to get away with this! Who is your regulator? #WhereIsYourMother

EGAD.

Falsity remains. Even in Utah (or California—or Nevada, or Texas, or—whatever!). #wherever #2202U (2022, February; U for U.S., Utah)

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